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Irony Design's Fun Shop, Funny, humor, attitude T-shirts, tshirts, Sticker & More. > Funny Sayings/Quotes
Funny Sayings T-Shirts & Gifts
Here's our funny sayings t-shirts & gifts. There's also funny quotes t-shirts, funny slogans t-shirts, and funny statement t-shirts. It's all about humor saying t-shirts & gifts in this section, and humorous slogans t-shirts, also available on buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs, and many more.
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Anger Management
My anger management class pisses me off! Funny saying / quote. If you flunked anger management, this is for you. Even if you never attended any classes because you're too angry to admit you're angry.
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Best Friends Knows
"You will always be my best friend... you know too much!" Funny saying for and about best friends. Funny Friendship Saying.
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Family Tree Humor
Every family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples. This funny saying with an image of a tree with a couple of acorn nuts, lemons, and apples with worms. Added to this funny illust
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Damn I'm Good!
If you're good at what you do and you know it, and want others to know it, show it with these novelty products.
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Twinkle Twinkle I'm a Star
Parody from the popular nursery rhyme: "Twinkle Twinkle little star" with Cute pink and purple stars surrounding it on T-Shirts & Products.
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Be a Vampire
When all the little girls wanted to be a Ballet Dancer, I wanted to be a Vampire. Inspired by Angelina Jolie. Novelty and original T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Dog Years Humor
In Dog Years - I'm Dead! Funny saying with a cartoon illustration of a dog. Multiply your age by 7, and see how old you'd be in dog years. See this fun and silly quote on our T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Shit Happens
We all know that "shit happens", for some more often than not. Funny image of a bear stealing a tent while someone is out camping. See this design on our Tees, Apparels, and Products.
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Don't Piss Me Off!
Don't Piss Me Off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Funny saying / quote. Offensive smartass quote.
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Crazy Friends
You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps. See this funny and humorous sweet saying design with a silly panda image on our T-Shirts & Gifts.
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Best Friends
They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public - Funny quote / saying about best friends on our T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, and many more.
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Let the stress begin!
Does stress start in the morning, at the job, certain places you go? This quote/saying is perfect for any stressful situation.
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HELL
I'm the only Hell my mama ever raised! - Funny and humorous statement on our t-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.
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Short Attention Span
They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a Chicken! - See this design on our apparels and products.
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Short Attention Span
They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a kitty! See this funny design on our apparels and products. This ADD design with a cat / kitty image.
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Short Attention Span..
I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh, look a kitty! - T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, thongs, boxers, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!
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SAVE A HORSE...
RIDE A COWBOY...On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins,and stickers and more.
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Hear No Evil...
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. - Three monkeys with text. T-shirts, shirts, dog shirts, tile box, tile coasters, mugs, mousepads, journals / blank books, magnets, buttons, stickers, and mor
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Hear No Evil...
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, Have no fun. - On the t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, etc, the monkeys are lined up straight. See this design on our apparels and products.
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Hear No Evil Penguin
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil. - With 3 Penguins. Instead of the usual monkeys, have it with penguins. See this design on all our apparels and many of our products.
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All Stressed Out!
And No One To Choke! - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!
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First-Class Forgetter
First-Class Forgetter! - For the really forgetful people! Comes in two different styles of font/text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Housework...
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Choose between two different font/text on T-Shirts, Shirts, bags, mugs, aprons, buttons, magnets, Stickers, and more.
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In God we trust..
.. all others must pay cash. - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.
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Keep Staring...
Keep Staring... I may do a trick! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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Closed Minds
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Comes in dark and/or light colored fonts on our apparels and products.
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I am right ...
My opinions may have change but not the fact that I am right! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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Not Your Fault
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you! Shirts, Mugs, Bumper Stickers and Bags.
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Save a Horse...
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, mugs, steins, and stickers.
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Science Fiction
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - See this funny line on many of our products.
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Dancing Skeletons
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - See this quote / saying on many, many, products & apparels!
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Danger! Contents...
Danger! Contents under extreme pressure - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, buttons, magnets, stickers, and more.
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I'm Bored
Please entertain me, I'm bored. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid's shirts, infants, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.
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I've lowered my expectations..
.. to the point where they've already been met! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Popularity
Popularity is a social disease. Funny and humorous t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, caps, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers and more.
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I don't care
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers.
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I often quote myself...
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.
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Just because I don't care..
.. doesn't mean I'm not listening! - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!
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Live Forever ...
I intend to live forever - So far so good! - Choose between two different designs on our apparels and products.
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To Be This Poor!
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. - Shirts, T-Shirts, Mugs, Stickers and Bags.
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Waiting for Mr.Right
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!
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WoMEN Problem
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdown, Menstrual cramps, Menopause. Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets.
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Déjà Vu
Déjà Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. T-shirts, shirts, bags, mugs, stickers, and fridge ma
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I love reality shows..
.. I hate reality! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, caps, mugs, steins, bumper stickers.
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I'm not afraid to die..
.. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers, and much more!
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Stress!
Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it!
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The Wild Life
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, keepsake boxes, tile coasters, tiled pictures, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!
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WARNING
Contains Bitterness & Resentment On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more.
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Damn Right I'm Good...
Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days! Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, aprons, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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I'm not a pack rat...
..I'm a collector. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more!
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Everyone seems normal..
.. until you get to know them. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and bumper stickers.
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Nothing is illegal ...
Nothing is illegal until you get caught! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many more!
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Fantasize!
.. You're less likely to be disapointed! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!
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Rat Race
I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese. - Funny saying and cartoons on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.
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Stupid
You're never too old to learn something stupid. - Choose between black or green text/fonts.
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Cows come and go...
.. but bull lasts forever! - T-shirts, shirts, coffee mugs, steins, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.
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Don't rush me...
.. I get paid by the hour! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.
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Fox on the run
On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, dog shirts, tote bags, messenger bags.
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WARNING! Blonde Thinking!
T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, throw pillows, magnets, buttons, journals/blank books, postage pals, stickers, and more!
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Don't take life so seriously..
..you can't get out alive. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, dog shirts, kid shirts, teddies, stickers, magnets, and more!
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Stress is when ...
.. you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize!
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, beer steins, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.
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If you can't stand the heat...
If you can't stand the heat don't tickle the dragon! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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Deja Moo: The feeling...
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, coffee & beer mugs, and fridge magnets.
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Divorce from the latin word...
Divorce from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.
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The devil made me do it!
Funny saying on blaming satan when you did something wrong. See this religious humor quote with a cute devil image on our Tees & Gifts.
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Lost in thought...
.. it was unfamiliar territory, please send search party - On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, beer steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Fisherman Saying
Size isn't important unless you're a fisherman. - Funny saying for the hobby fishing. Even non fishermen enjoy this fishing design and humorous fish size pun. Tees, Apparels, & Products.
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Everytime I think I've hit...
.. bottom, someone lends me a shovel. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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I am open to suggestions...
I am open to suggestions just not to taking them! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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Never insult an alligator..
.. until after you have crossed the river. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Marriage means...
.. commitment, of course so does insanity! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffe mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Never wrestle with a pig..
Never wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it! - Choose between 3 different designed font / designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and bumper stickers.
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Lord, if I can't be skinny..
Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T - shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.
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We all have problems..
.. mine are just more important than yours! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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If something goes without...
If something goes without saying, let it! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.
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A good fantasy
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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Lead me not into temptation...
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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Lost in thought...
I just got lost in thought, it was an unfamiliar territory - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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I'm Objective
I'm objective, I object to everything! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.
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Love at first sight
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Guardian angel..
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly - Choose between 3 different font / text color on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
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If life gives you lemons..
.. throw them at someone! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, bags, mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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Pushing My Luck Humor
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! - Funny statement about exercising on Tshirts, shirts, bumper stickers, caps / hats.
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No Strings Attached
.. they're just not attached. - Funny and humorous saying. See this funny statement on Tshirts, shirts, stickers, and caps/hats.
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I don't necessarily agree..
.. with everything I say! - Funny and humorous quote by Marshall McLuhan on our T-Shirts, Shirts, Stickers,Caps and more.
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Live Forever Humor
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Funny word play statement on many different T-Shirts, Shirts, gears, Stickers, and more.
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Free of Prejudice Humor
I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally! - No one can say you're prejudice against someone if you all hate everyone, can they? T-shirts and more.
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Learning Confusion Humor
The more I learn the less I understand. - Funny saying about studying or trying to get wiser and being more confused on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and more.
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Closed Minds
If only closed minds came with closed mouths! - Gotta love dry humor that has truth! See this funny saying on Tees & Products. This humorous saying also comes in brown & blue.
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Cynical Humor Saying
I'm not cynial, I'm just experienced! - Funny and humorous saying about not trusting. See this cynic saying on our many different T-shirts, shirts, mugs, stickers, and more.
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Bitter and Resentment Saying
Warning: Contains bitterness and resentment - Funny saying for when you're bitter and resent someone or something on T-Shirts, shirts, mugs, buttons, and more.
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You're Unique!
Always remember you're unique just like everyone else! - Funny and clever saying on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers and more.
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P.M.S. Meaning
P.M.S. Punish Men Severely! - Funny one liner about what PMS stands for on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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I don't mind coming to work..
.. but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! - Funny work saying on T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers and more.
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I still miss my EX..
.. but my aim is improving! - Funny play on word saying. This humorous innuendo about past relationships on our many different TShirts and Products.
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I'm gonna survive...
.. even if it kills me! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.
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