I'd have a longer attention span if so many things weren't so shiny!
See this funny saying on our T-Shirts & Gifts.

We also have a different design with the same saying HERE.

Shiny Distractions Women's Nightshirt our price: $26.49	Shiny Distractions iPad 2 Hard Case our price: $41.49	Shiny Distractions iPad 2 Cover our price: $51.49
Shiny Distractions Blanket Wrap our price: $31.49	Shiny Distractions Sippy Cup our price: $9.49	Shiny Distractions Tea Tumbler our price: $31.49
Shiny Distractions Reusable Shopping Bag our price: $18.49	Shiny Distractions Men's Tank Top our price: $21.00	Shiny Distractions Men's Tank Top our price: $14.99
Shiny Distractions Messenger Bag our price: $31.50	Shiny Distractions Field Bag our price: $23.50	Shiny Distractions Sack Pack our price: $18.50
Shiny Distractions Kid's Water Bottle our price: $9.49	Shiny Distractions Men's Sports T-Shirt our price: $32.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Sports T-Shirt our price: $38.00
Shiny Distractions Pint Glass our price: $12.99	Shiny Distractions Shot Glass our price: $9.99	Shiny Distractions Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L our price: $15.99
Shiny Distractions Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L our price: $17.99	Shiny Distractions Large Thermos Bottle our price: $35.99	Shiny Distractions Thermos Food Jar our price: $20.99
Shiny Distractions Thermos Bottle (12 oz our price: $20.99	Shiny Distractions Can Insulator our price: $17.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Dark Pajamas our price: $31.99
Shiny Distractions Value T-shirt our price: $14.99	Shiny Distractions Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark) our price: $26.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Light Pajamas our price: $31.99
Shiny Distractions Men's Light Pajamas our price: $31.99	Shiny Distractions Organic Women's Fitted T-Shirt our price: $25.99	Shiny Distractions Men's Dark Pajamas our price: $31.99
Shiny Distractions Women's Fitted T-Shirt (dark) our price: $25.99	Shiny Distractions Organic Men's T-Shirt our price: $27.99	Shiny Distractions Organic Women's T-Shirt our price: $27.99
Shiny Distractions White T-Shirt our price: $19.99	Shiny Distractions Light T-Shirt our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Dark T-Shirt our price: $23.99
Shiny Distractions Dark T-Shirt our price: $23.99	Shiny Distractions Fitted T-Shirt our price: $20.99	Shiny Distractions Golf Shirt our price: $21.99
Shiny Distractions Green T-Shirt our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Jr. Spaghetti Tank our price: $20.99	Shiny Distractions Jr. Jersey T-Shirt our price: $24.99
Shiny Distractions Ringer T our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Men's Sleeveless Tee our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Organic Cotton Tee our price: $23.99
Shiny Distractions Jr. Ringer T-Shirt our price: $21.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt our price: $19.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Dark T-Shirt our price: $26.99
Shiny Distractions Women's Dark T-Shirt our price: $26.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Light T-Shirt our price: $19.99	Shiny Distractions Women's T-Shirt our price: $20.99
Shiny Distractions Women's Tank Top our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Yellow T-Shirt our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Women's V-Neck T-Shirt our price: $19.99
Shiny Distractions Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt our price: $25.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T- our price: $28.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Da our price: $29.99
Shiny Distractions Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shir our price: $28.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T our price: $29.99	Shiny Distractions Maternity T-Shirt our price: $29.99
Shiny Distractions Maternity Dark T-Shirt our price: $29.99	Shiny Distractions Sweatshirt (dark) our price: $35.99	Shiny Distractions Baseball Jersey our price: $20.99
Shiny Distractions Hooded Sweatshirt our price: $37.99	Shiny Distractions Jr. Hoodie our price: $29.99	Shiny Distractions Jr. Hoodie our price: $29.99
Shiny Distractions Jr. Raglan our price: $21.99	Shiny Distractions Long Sleeve T-Shirt our price: $23.99	Shiny Distractions Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt our price: $29.99
Shiny Distractions Sweatshirt our price: $33.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shir our price: $29.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt our price: $24.99
Shiny Distractions Women's Raglan Hoodie our price: $31.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Raglan Hoodie our price: $31.99	Shiny Distractions Women's Tracksuit our price: $49.99
Shiny Distractions Boxer Shorts our price: $15.99	Shiny Distractions Classic Thong our price: $11.99	Shiny Distractions Organic Kids T-Shirt our price: $23.99
Shiny Distractions Long Sleeve Infant T-Shirt our price: $17.99	Shiny Distractions baby blanket our price: $24.99	Shiny Distractions Bib our price: $13.99
Shiny Distractions Long Sleeve Infant Bodysuit our price: $17.99	Shiny Distractions Infant T-Shirt our price: $15.99	Shiny Distractions baby hat our price: $12.99
Shiny Distractions Infant Bodysuit our price: $16.99	Shiny Distractions Toddler T-Shirt our price: $12.99	Shiny Distractions Kids Baseball Jersey our price: $18.99
Shiny Distractions Kids Hoodie our price: $24.99	Shiny Distractions Kids Sweatshirt our price: $19.99	Shiny Distractions Kids Light T-Shirt our price: $17.99
Shiny Distractions Kids Dark T-Shirt our price: $21.99	Shiny Distractions Stackable Mug Set (4 mugs) our price: $39.99	Shiny Distractions Trek Water Bottle our price: $7.00
Shiny Distractions Large Mug our price: $14.99	Shiny Distractions Mug our price: $13.99	Shiny Distractions Stein our price: $16.99
Shiny Distractions Black Cap our price: $17.99	Shiny Distractions Trucker Hat our price: $13.99	Shiny Distractions Rectangle Sticker our price: $4.49
Shiny Distractions Oval Sticker our price: $4.49	Shiny Distractions Rectangle Magnet (100 pack) our price: $149.99	Shiny Distractions Rectangle Magnet (10 pack) our price: $22.99
Shiny Distractions Rectangle Magnet our price: $5.99	Shiny Distractions iPad 5-in-1 Case our price: $59.50	Shiny Distractions iPad Case our price: $39.99
Shiny Distractions iPhone 4 Clear Case our price: $24.99	Shiny Distractions iPhone 4 Slider Case our price: $24.99	Shiny Distractions iPhone 3G Hard Case our price: $24.99
Shiny Distractions iPad2 Case our price: $39.99	Shiny Distractions Patches our price: $5.50	Shiny Distractions Teddy Bear our price: $15.99
Shiny Distractions BBQ Apron our price: $19.99	Shiny Distractions Apron (dark) our price: $22.99	Shiny Distractions Mousepad our price: $13.99
Shiny Distractions Throw Pillow our price: $19.99	Shiny Distractions Keepsake Box our price: $24.99	Shiny Distractions Tile Coaster our price: $7.50
Shiny Distractions Framed Tile our price: $12.99	Shiny Distractions Calendar Print our price: $6.99	Shiny Distractions Greeting Card our price: $4.49
Shiny Distractions Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) our price: $18.99	Shiny Distractions Greeting Cards (Pk of 20) our price: $29.99	Shiny Distractions Note Cards (Pk of 10) our price: $13.99
Shiny Distractions Note Cards (Pk of 20) our price: $21.99	Shiny Distractions Postcards (Package of 8) our price: $8.99	Shiny Distractions Messenger Bag our price: $22.99
Shiny Distractions Beach Tote our price: $24.99	Shiny Distractions Gym Bag our price: $16.49	Shiny Distractions Tote Bag our price: $15.99