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Funny Insults T-Shirts & Gifts

Here's our rude t-shirts & gifts. A lot of funny put-down t-shirts, funny comeback t-shirts, funny one liner t-shirts, insulting t-shirts & gifts, offensive t-shirts, dark humor t-shirts & gifts. If you have a dry humor you'll love these t-shirts & gifts. We also have them in buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs, and many more.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT...

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT...
TO REMAIN AN IDIOT, EVERYTHING YOU DO CAN AND WILL BE IGNORED... Satire funny quote/saying, On T-Shirts, gifts and more..

Snowman Joke

Snowman Joke
Snowman angrily saying "If I had legs I'd kick your butt!" after a dog peed on him.

Funny Sarcastic Monkey

Funny Sarcastic Monkey
Even at this angle I still say you're full of shit! - This funny monkey insults with a smile. Funny insult saying on T-shirts, buttons, stickers, magnets, and more.

Funny Sarcastic Monkey

Funny Sarcastic Monkey
I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time! - Funny and sarcastic monkey insulting with a humorous attitude, on our tshirts and many more goodies.

Your lips keep moving...

Your lips keep moving...
but all I hear is blah, blah, blah...This funny quote on T-Shirts,gifts and more...

People Like You..

People Like You..
It's people like you, who make people like me, take medication!

Husband For Sale!

Husband For Sale!
Comes with flat screen TV and remote control...On T-Shirts and more..

Dumbass!

Dumbass!
I'm Standing Next To Dumbass! - See this design on our Tshirts, shirts, hoodies, and more.

If pigs could fly...

If pigs could fly...
...this town would be an airport.

People Like You!

People Like You!
People like YOU are the reason people like ME hate PEOPLE! - On our apparels and products.

When in Doubt...

When in Doubt...
.. Choke 'em! - See this on our apparels and products.

You Have The Right ...

You Have The Right ...
You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway. T-Shirts, Shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, Magnets, Buttons, Stickers, Bumper Stickers, and Bags.

Everyone makes mistakes..

Everyone makes mistakes..
Everyone makes mistakes but you're abusing the privilege. - Sarcastic humor on T-shirts, shirts, stickers, caps, bags. [Choose between 3 different colored text/font]

Get a Life

Get a Life
If you talk about me, I got some advice, click your heels 3 times and say "I wish I had a life" - See this quote on our products and apparels.

I Can Only Please...

I Can Only Please...
.. one person a day, today isn't your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either! - Choose between 2 different design on T-shirts, shirts, aprons, stickers, magnets, buttons, mugs, dog shirts and tile coa

I've got one nerve left

I've got one nerve left
and your getting on it-On T-Shirts and more!

IDIOT!

IDIOT!
On a scale of 1 to 10 - you're an idiot! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, bumper stickers.

If pigs could fly...

If pigs could fly...
.. this town would be an airport.

You have the right..

You have the right..
.. to remain stupid, anything you say can and will be ignored! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

If something goes without...

If something goes without...
If something goes without saying - Let it! - Choose between 3 different colored text / font on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

The fact that no one..

The fact that no one..
.. understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

How can I miss you if..

How can I miss you if..
.. you won't go away? - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, steins, stickers.

Sorry, it's not my day..

Sorry, it's not my day..
.. to care! - Funny attitude quote on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers and more.

I don't have PMS!

I don't have PMS!
.. I just really hate you! - T-shirts, shirts, mugs, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

If my smoking bothers you..

If my smoking bothers you..
.. don't breath! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, bumper stickers, and stickers.

Keeping an idiot busy

Keeping an idiot busy
"Want to know how to keep an idiot busy... I just did." - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers.

Don't Give a Crap!

Don't Give a Crap!
I must be constipated because I don't give a crap. - Offensive and funny humor. Choose between two different designs on our apparels and products.

Know it all ...

Know it all ...
Those of you who think you know it all are damn annoying to those of us who do! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

Go Away!..

Go Away!..
.. I have enough friends already. Mix and match between two colors to choose from on font/text.

You laugh because ...

You laugh because ...
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. Choose between two different colored font/text.

See my halo ...

See my halo ...
See my halo bright and shiny, but mess with me and I'll kick your hiney - T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

Cell Phone Drivers!

Cell Phone Drivers!
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. - Bumper Stickers For those against drivers with cell phones.

Don't go away mad...

Don't go away mad...
Don't go away mad - just go away! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Go Away!

Go Away!
Go Away! I have enough friends already! Ever feel suffocated by certain people and you're afraid to tell 'em? Well now you can let 'em read it, heh. Dark humor.

I'm not a snob...

I'm not a snob...
I'm not a snob, I'm just better than you are! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote and messenger bags, stickers, fridge magnets, buttons, and more!

Freakin' People Person..

Freakin' People Person..
Do I LOOK like a freakin' people person? - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, caps, bags, stickers, and more.

Outta the way!!

Outta the way!!
Slow people seems to be everywhere I go! If they can't walk my pace, they should at least get out of my way!

Don't Like My Cooking?

Don't Like My Cooking?
If you don't like my standard of cooking - lower your standards. Aprons, Shirts and bags. Also great for this summer if you're stuck BBQ'in and someone complains.