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Crazy, Insane Mental Jokes, Dysfunctions Disorders T-shirts & Gifts

A lot of Insane t-shirts, Mental Jokes t-shirts, Dysfunctions t-shirts, Disorders t-shirts, anxiety t-shirts, funny mental disorder t-shirts, humorous disorder t-shirts, funny insanity t-shirts, and gifts!
ADHD / ADD is in a different section.

Obey The Crazy Chicks

Obey The Crazy Chicks
Funny & silly quote/saying with an image of 3 little chicks. See this design on our many T-shirts & apparels.

Crazy Penguins

Crazy Penguins
Obey the crazy Penguins! - See this design on our apparels and products!

Talk To Myself

Talk To Myself
The only reason that I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I'll accept. - See this funny saying on our T-Shirts & Gifts.

MY MIND IS OPEN...

MY MIND IS OPEN...
BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. Mental humor slogan On T-Shirts, novelty gifts and more..

All Stressed Out!

All Stressed Out!
And No One To Choke! - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

Mood Swing

Mood Swing
Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes - See this on our apparels and products.

You're just jealous

You're just jealous
because the voices only talk to ME...On T-Shirts and much more....

One by one, the penguins..

One by one, the penguins..
.. steal my sanity! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, tile coasters, keepsake boxes, tile pictures, messenger bags, tote bags, clocks, teddy bears, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

One by one, the squirrels...

One by one, the squirrels...
.. steal my sanity - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, throw pillows, tile coasters, aprons, dog shirts, tile pictures, clocks, magnets, buttons, stickers, and MORE!

My Shrink!

My Shrink!
Even my shrink says; it's all your fault! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

HEAVILY MEDICATED

HEAVILY MEDICATED
FOR YOUR PROTECTION...On T-Shirts and more...

Psych Ward

Psych Ward
Hoodies with "Psych Ward #92057" in orange text.

I used to be schizophrenic,

I used to be schizophrenic,
but we're all right now...On T-Shirts and More!

Don't play stupid...

Don't play stupid...
.. with me, I'm better at it - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I used to have a handle...

I used to have a handle...
.. n life but it broke - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

It is mind over matter..

It is mind over matter..
.. if you ain't got no mind - it don't matter! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Win or Lose?

Win or Lose?
It isn't whether you win or lose - it's how you go insane! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more.

Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue.

Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue.
I'm Schizophrenic, what are you?On T-Shirts and more!

I may be dumb...

I may be dumb...
.. but I'm not stupid - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

PROZAC..

PROZAC..
... because sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.On T-Shirts and more.

Schizophrenia ...

Schizophrenia ...
Schizophrenia beats being alone. - Hearing voices? Choose between 3 different colored font/text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

O.C.D. I do things in 3's

O.C.D. I do things in 3's
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, caps, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

Shut up brain!

Shut up brain!
.. or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Runs with scissors

Runs with scissors
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Does the noise in my head...

Does the noise in my head...
.. bother you? - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, boxers, thongs, tote bags, messenger bags, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

You only know where the edge is..

You only know where the edge is..
.. after you've gone over it - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, dog shirts, kid shirts, bags, caps, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

Hypochondria

Hypochondria
is the only disease I haven't got-On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, mugs, bags, and more.

I'm not antisocial...

I'm not antisocial...
.. I just don't like people. - Choose between 2 different design on T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, dog shirts, stickers, magnets, buttons, and bags.

Gone Crazy, Back Soon!

Gone Crazy, Back Soon!
On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I Lost My Mind ...

I Lost My Mind ...
I lost my mind! I think my kids took it. Funny apparels to show humor in parenting.

Weirdo

Weirdo
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. - Dry humor, it's so dry it's funny.

Make the crazy clowns..

Make the crazy clowns..
.. stop staring! - Choose either with text only or not on T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I don't suffer from insanity..

I don't suffer from insanity..
.. I enjoy every minute of it - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm at a place where...

I'm at a place where...
.. I don't know where I am! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, dog shirts, kid shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

I have always been crazy..

I have always been crazy..
.. but it kept me from going insane! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, tile pictures, throw pillows, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

I did not escape...

I did not escape...
.. they gave me a day pass! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Seriously Disfuctional

Seriously Disfuctional
Seriously Disfuctional - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, dog shirts, aprons, tote bags, messenger bags, and more!

It is mind over matter,

It is mind over matter,
.. if you ain't got no mind - it don't matter! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I used to care...

I used to care...
.. but now I take a pill for that! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I hate it when my little voices..

I hate it when my little voices..
.. argue with your imaginary friends - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Every day at this time...

Every day at this time...
.. I freak out! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, wall clocks, mousepads, journals, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more!

My little voices...

My little voices...
.. assure me I'm quite normal - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Alien named Westly

Alien named Westly
I have an alien named Westly. He tells me to burn things. Isn't that funny? T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

D.A.M. mothers against dyslexia

D.A.M. mothers against dyslexia
D.A.M. mothers against dyslexia - Choose between 3 different colored fonts / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Paranoid Schizophrenic

Paranoid Schizophrenic
Paranoid Schizophrenic : Are you staring at us? - T-Shirts, shirts, bumper stickers, stickers, bags, and sports / trucker's caps / hats.

No Imagination!

No Imagination!
Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, others have no imagination whatsoever! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

People think I'm crazy...

People think I'm crazy...
.. but actually I'm just bored - On T-shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm Disturbed

I'm Disturbed
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already. - T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Of course I'm out of my mind...

Of course I'm out of my mind...
... it's dark and scary there! - Choose between 2 different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I have always been crazy..

I have always been crazy..
.. but it kept me from going insane. - On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, tote bags, messenger bags, and more.

Only the paranoid survive!

Only the paranoid survive!
Only the paranoid survive! Choose between two different text / font on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Time to repress...

Time to repress...
... another memory. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I knew I was nuts...

I knew I was nuts...
.. the day the squirrel started looking at me funny. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Trying to daydream

Trying to daydream
I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering. - Especially those with A.D.D. / A.D.H.D. can relate to this. Choose between 2 different styles of text.

You say "Psycho" like...

You say "Psycho" like...
.. it's a bad thing! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Therapy has taught me...

Therapy has taught me...
Therapy has taught me that it's all your fault - Funny quotes on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

Voices in my head

Voices in my head
9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane. - T-shirts, shirts of all kinds, bags, and stickers.

Words don't enter my brain..

Words don't enter my brain..
Words are coming out that don't even enter my brain. - Blonds can especially relate to this.

Imaginary Friend

Imaginary Friend
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. Choose either the design shown or a black text/font on T-Shirts, Shirts, magnets, buttons, and Stickers.

Psycho Chick

Psycho Chick
Psycho Chick - Choose between this and a black font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers.

Dyslexia Got?

Dyslexia Got?
Dyslexia Got? - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

People like you ...

People like you ...
People like you are the reason people like me need medication. - T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

The voices

The voices
The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas! Who says hearing voices can't come in handy?

Uniquely Maladjusted..

Uniquely Maladjusted..
Uniquely Maladjusted BUT FUN! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts caps, bags, and stickers.

I miss my mind

I miss my mind
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Dry humor on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and bags.

Sanity is nice but...

Sanity is nice but...
Sanity is nice but I wouldn't want to live there! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I have always been crazy...

I have always been crazy...
I have always been crazy but it kept me from going insane! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

We are what we eat...

We are what we eat...
We are what we eat - Mmm, nuts! ; Shirts, T-Shirts, Aprons, and Stickers.

I'm Not Crazy 'Cuz...

I'm Not Crazy 'Cuz...
I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday! T-shirts, shirts, mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and bumper stickers.

Madness takes it's toll...

Madness takes it's toll...
Madness takes it's toll please have exact change. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T- Shirts, shirts, and stickers

Dangerously ...

Dangerously ...
Dangerously Under-Medicated! - Choose between 2 different text / font on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Reality?

Reality?
I have a grip on reality ... just not this particular one. Comes in 4 different colored fonts on t-shirts and shirts; blue, orange, green and black.

I tried being normal once...

I tried being normal once...
I tried being normal once, I didn't like it! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers.

Insanity

Insanity
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Funny and humorous apparels! Two different colored font/text to choose from.

Insanity ...

Insanity ...
Insanity; a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Insanity Runs In My...

Insanity Runs In My...
Insanity runs in my family it practically gallops. - Choose between two different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and bumper stickers.

Multiple Personality

Multiple Personality
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality but we don't agree with that! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, stickers, and magnets.

My own little world

My own little world
I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's ok they know me there. - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

I may be Schizophrenic..

I may be Schizophrenic..
I may be Schizophrenic but at least we have each other! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets!

Insanity Runs In My...

Insanity Runs In My...
Insanity runs in my family it practically gallops. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and bumper stickers.

I'm only a hypochodriac...

I'm only a hypochodriac...
I'm only a hypochodriac when I feel sick. - Choose between two different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

I'm not crazy!

I'm not crazy!
I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours. - On T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Identity Crisis

Identity Crisis
I think all humans suffer from an identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit! - Choose between two different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, bags, and stick

illiterate ?

illiterate ?
illiterate? Write for free help! - Choose between two different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.

Reality is a nice place...

Reality is a nice place...
.. but I wouldn't want to live there! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm not only weird...

I'm not only weird...
I'm not only weird, I'm gifted too! - Choose between two different text / font on T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, bags, and stickers.

I've always been crazy..

I've always been crazy..
I have always been crazy but it kept me from going insane. - Choose between two different fonts on T-shirts, shirts, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers and more.