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Seniors, Retired, & Aging T-Shirts & Gifts

Senior T-shirts & gifts, Aging T-Shirts & Gifts, Retired T-Shirts & Gifts, T-Shirts about age. If you're retired or just getting close to it, we have a lot of t-shirts & gifts for you and your family. We have a lot of funny quotes about aging t-shirts & gifts, humorous retired t-shirts & gifts. T-shirts & gifts for grandparents. Everything is also available on buttons, magnets, stickers, mugs, and many more.

I'm not 60-something!

I'm not 60-something!
I'm 59.95 plus shipping and handling. Funny and humorous saying about denying one's age and not wanting to get any older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.

I'm not 50 something...

I'm not 50 something...
I'm 49.95 plus shipping and handling.Funny and humorous saying about denying one's age and not wanting to get any older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.

I'm not 40 something!...

I'm not 40 something!...
I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling. Funny and humorous saying about denying one's age and not wanting to get any older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.

Over the hill?

Over the hill?
What hill? I don't remember any hill. Funny seniors and over the hill sayings. On T-Shirts, gifts and more....

Getting Old

Getting Old
You know you're getting old when "Getting a little action" means; I don't need fiber today. - See this slogan on our apparels and products.

Grandparents

Grandparents
So easy to operate, even a child can do it. This is a fun quote / saying / slogan, for grandparents and grandchildren.

I'm Still Hot!

I'm Still Hot!
I'm Still Hot, it Just Comes in Flashes Now. Funny and humorous Senior / Menopause humor T-Shirts & Gifts.

Lying about my age

Lying about my age
is easier now since I sometimes forget what it is. Funny Saying about aging, getting older and being more forgetful. T-Shirts and Gifts.

Getting Older

Getting Older
I'm So Old, I can Laugh, Cough, Sneeze, Fart, and Pee All at the Same Time. Funny & Humorous saying about getting older and aging, t-shirts and products.

Retired Dog

Retired Dog
A basset hound dog with a pipe and slippers wearing a collar that says: RETIRED. On our apparels and products. [We also have one for females in pink without the pipe.]

Getting Older

Getting Older
Get Even - live long enough to become a problem to your kids. - Funny and humorous seniors and aging sayings and quotes on T-shirts, shirts, buttons, magnets, and stickers.

Getting Older

Getting Older
Inside every older person is a young person wondering; what the hell happened? Funny and Humorous Sayings about being older and aging. On T-Shirts and more.

I don't have Hot Flashes!

I don't have Hot Flashes!
I have short, private vacations in the Tropics...On T-Shirts and more...

Overly Confused

Overly Confused
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along comes today! Funny Seniors Saying on our T-Shirts and Gifts.

Too Old!

Too Old!
I'm Getting Too Old For This Shit! - Funny Aging Sayings On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

Aging Humor

Aging Humor
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time! - Funny and humorous saying about getting older and aging on our T-Shirts and Gifts.

I'm not 40

I'm not 40
I'm 39.95 - Funny and humorous sayings about not wanting to get older. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, and products.

Its hard to be NOSTALGIC

Its hard to be NOSTALGIC
when you can't remember anything. Funny and humorous saying about aging and getting older, On T-Shirts and MORE!

OVER THE HILL

OVER THE HILL
and picking up speed. Funny and humorous saying about getting older and aging. On T-Shirts and MORE!

Aging & Happiness

Aging & Happiness
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory! - Funny and humorous saying / quote and aging and getting older on T-Shirts and gifts.

It's taken me years

It's taken me years
to look this GOOD! Funny and humorous saying/quote about aging and getting older gracefully. On T-Shirts and gifts.

Retired & Tired

Retired & Tired
Retired - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today! Funny and humorous saying and quote about getting older and aging, On T-Shirts and more.

AT MY AGE..

AT MY AGE..
..getting lucky Is finding the car in the parking lot! Funny and humorous sayings and quote about getting older and aging. On T-Shirts & Gifts.

Retired Humor

Retired Humor
RETIRED - DON'T ASK ME TO DO A DAMN THING! Funny and humorous saying/quote and being retired. Funny aging saying. On T-Shirts and more.

They're not hot flashes...

They're not hot flashes...
... My inner child is just playing with matches!- Funny and humorous saying and quote about menopause and aging. On T-Shirt & Gifts.

If I had known I would have...

If I had known I would have...
.. lived this long, I'd have taken better care of myself! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm not 50

I'm not 50
I'm 49.95. Funny and humorous saying and quote about dying one's age and not wanting to get older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.

How can I be old? ..

How can I be old? ..
.. I haven't grown up yet! Funny and humorous saying and quote about aging and getting older. On T-Shirts & Gifts.

Senior Citizen...

Senior Citizen...
.. give me my damn discount! - Funny and humorous saying about aging and getting older. There are some positives in getting older. T-shirts and gifts.

Warning: Retiree..

Warning: Retiree..
.. knows it all and has plenty of time to tell you about it - Funny and humorous saying and quote about being retired and having plenty of time. Aging, getting older, seniors saying, On T-shirts & Gif

Seen it all, done it all..

Seen it all, done it all..
.. can't remember most of it! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

To be old and wise...

To be old and wise...
... you must first be young and stupid - Funny and humorous saying and quote and aging and getting older. Senior citizen humor, On T-shirts and gifts.

Live Forever

Live Forever
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Funny and silly saying about aging. T-Shirts & Gifts.

I'm not 60

I'm not 60
I'm 59.95. Funny and humorous saying and quote about getting older and aging and not wanting to admit one's age. On T-Shirts and gifts.

Stupid

Stupid
You're never too old to learn something stupid. - Choose between black or green text/fonts.

When you're old

When you're old
Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um... - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers.

I'm not 70...

I'm not 70...
I'm 69.95. Funny and humorous saying and quote about getting older and aging and not wanting to admit one's age. On T-Shirts and gifts.

Old Fart

Old Fart
I used to be a wind breaker, now I'm an old fart! - Funny and humorous quote and saying and growing older and middle age. T-Shirts & Gifts.

What the hell happened?

What the hell happened?
Inside every older person is a young person wondering; what the hell happened? Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-Shirts, Shirts, Bags, Stickers, and Fridge Magnets.

alzheimer

alzheimer
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you meet new people every day. Choose between 4 different colored font/text on t-shirts, shirts, stickers, bags and mugs.

It took 60 years to ..

It took 60 years to ..
.. make me look this good! - Choose between 2 different colored text / font on T-shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

My wild oats turned..

My wild oats turned..
.. to shredded wheat. - Funny and humorous quote and saying with an attitude about getting older and aging. T-Shirts & Gifts.

I'm still hot...

I'm still hot...
it just comes in flashes now. Funny and humorous saying and quotes about getting older, aging, and menopause. On T-Shirts, products and apparels.

It took 50 years to ..

It took 50 years to ..
.. to make me look this good! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers.

Growing old is mandatory..

Growing old is mandatory..
.. growing up is optional. - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

Be nice to your kids..

Be nice to your kids..
.. they'll choose your nursing home - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.

It took 40 years to...

It took 40 years to...
.. make me look this good! - Choose between blue or black font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets.

Retired

Retired
I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today! - Choose between orange or black font / text on T-shirts, shirts, and stickers.

I miss my mind

I miss my mind
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Dry humor on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and bags.

Getting Old

Getting Old
You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap! - T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers.